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| 17th century French ladies with Big Hair. |
Riddle Number One
Q:What do you get when you cross a fairy, your mom, and a poodle?
A: A hairy dog-mother.
Riddle Number Two
Q: What is wiggly, grey, and tastes like yesterday's campfire?
A: Cinder-jella
Riddle Number Three
Q: What do you get when you cross a Bing, a New England fish, and your mom?
A: A cherry-cod-mother.
Riddle Number Four
Q: Why did Cinderella wish for a prepaid Visa instead of a coach made out of a pumpkin?
A: Because she wanted to go to the mall.
Riddle Number Five
Q: What do you get when you cross a raspberry, a strip of lawn, and your male sibling?
A: A berry-sod-brother.
Riddle Number Six
Q: How did Prince Charming know that Cinderella had trimmed his lawn?
A: When she ran away, she lost one of her little grass clippers.
